OK, my wife digs ABBA...so this is my tribute to ABBA...
Proctor: Wow! You look great!
Abigail: Thank you. You too. I love that wide collar.
Proctor: Oh yeah. I dig the accent. Swedish?
Abigail: Yeah.
Proctor: Well, I've never done this before. I've dated a few women simultaneously but usually not with...
Abigail: ..them knowing about it?
Proctor: Right. Speaking of...where is your, um, friend.
Abigail: Inga had to freshen up.
Proctor: Yeah well, needless to say your ad got my attention, 2 girls for the price of 1.
Abigail: We're liberated we can share.
Proctor: Well, if she looks like you...
Abigail: People say I get my looks from her.
Proctor: Huh? What's that?
Abigail: Here she is...mom, meet our new boyfriend...where'd he go?
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