Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Our Interview With Bill Stetson--Cowboy Hero in a Modern Age

DB: The bad guys are vanquished, you got the girl--with more of a struggle than the bad guys I might add-- put another key to the city on your ring and you've ridden off into the proverbial sunset. Just what are you going to do now?

BILL: Well lemme see. I could start a family, get inda debt puttin' up Walmart swingsets in the backyard of a cookie cutter house, get tired o’ all that, dump the wife and kids for another adventure and another sunset ‘cause beatin’ up bad guys is easy compared to commitment. Then I’ll write me a book about it. After that I will qualify for an appearance on Oprah, Dr. Phil or slum it on Jerry Springer.

DB: Oh.

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