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ALL: Crystal clear, sir!
Sgt.: Rooney!
ROONEY: Yes, sir!
Sgt.: Are you ready to look death in eye with a big toothy grin?
ROONEY: I brushed and flossed this morning for just such an occasion, sir!
Sgt.: That’s what I want to hear! On this practice mission, your objective will be to jump from the plane to the ground under cover of night, preferably utilizing your chute at some point before impact. After that you will rendezvous with Bravo Company at the specified location.
SMITH: What then, sir?
Sgt.: You will be given your orders at the rendezvous point. You know that, soldier! You are on a need to know basis only! Just who do you think you are?
SMITH: I’m a greasy grimy maggot, sir!
Sgt: And don’t you forget it! I’m going to the cockpit. Be ready to jump in 5 minutes! (EXITS)
SMITH: (with his best imitation of the SGT) “Just who do you think you are?”
SMITH: Stow it,
ROONEY: No guts, no glory, guys. It’s really simple. All we have to do is what we were trained to do: Jump out of the plane, pull the cord, and tuck and roll when you hit the ground.
SMITH: That’s easy for you to say, you’ve done this already! I mean, we can’t even see where we’re falling to.
SMITH: But you can’t even see it!
ROONEY: Oh, come on, fellas, you knew this was coming. Remember, what they told us: See one, try one, do one. See somebody do it. Try it yourself with close supervision and then do it! That’s where you’re at. It’s time to do it!
ROONEY: It’s not the unknown, the sarge just told you what’s down there—Bravo company and further orders!
SMITH: But we can’t see that from here!
ROONEY: If the sarge says it’s there, it’s there.
ROONEY: To the ground? Oh, you’ll make it to the ground. Everybody makes it to the ground. Some quicker than others.
SMITH: Oh, that’s reassuring. I don’t know. I just don’t think that I’m ready for this! It’s just not my time.
ROONEY: When will the right time be if not now? You’re as trained as you need to be. The only thing left is to start doing it. You’re not going to feel any more confident about the first time than now.
ROONEY: Probably. Better make sure that you tuck your legs correctly, then.
SMITH: I can’t do this. I just can’t.
ROONEY: Yes you can. This is what you’ve been trained to do! If you don’t apply what you’ve learned then all the training was for nothing. I remember how much you were looking forward this when you signed up. You too,
ROONEY: Yes, it is a leap of faith…but where does that faith lie? In yourselves? You have been given the best training possible for this. The sarge has done this hundreds of times and has trained hundreds more. Have faith in the preparation that has been given to you. You didn’t just volunteer for this mission…you were selected.
DAVIS & SMITH: Wha?
ROONEY: Didn’t you know? The mission was only offered to those who could do it. They wouldn’t have let you up in this plane if they thought that you couldn’t do it.
ROONEY: Yup, chosen to be expendable ... just like the sarge was!
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DENNY'S -- MORNING
FUMI is sitting at the table with his coffee. The WAITER and the COOK are standing off to the side.
WAITER
Oh, it's him again.
COOK
The weeper?
WAITER
Yeah, he just comes in here and cries into his coffee. I go through half a package of napkins a night on this guy.
COOK
Why?
WAITER
He cries into the napkins, blubbering that that he's lost his way or something. He's been used up. He says God is done with him.
COOK
Well, it looks like he brought something to read today.
WAITER
That would be his Bible. He pours over it looking for a clue.
COOK
Does he tip good?
WAITER
WELL. Does he tip WELL?
COOK
I don't know, I'm asking you.
WAITER
Nevermind. OK, I guess, but it's depressing. The poor Japanese guy thinks he wants to be a pastor but he doesn't have a church.
COOK
I didn't even know
WAITER
Buddhist.
COOK
Same dif.
WAITER
Anyway, he came here to
COOK
Did it work?
WAITER
No.
COOK
Speaking of refreshing, he looks like he needs his coffee topped off. Better bring some extra napkins.
WAITER crosses to FUMI. He sets down the napkins and starts to pour the coffee, but FUMI stops his hand and looks up at him with a smiling face.
FUMI
I won't need your paper towels today. I found my way.
WAITER
Really? In there?
FUMI
No, in here.
(points to his heart)
WAITER
I see.
(rolls his eyes)
FUMI
God hasn't given up on me. I was reminded by the stones.
WAITER
Oh, yeah, I listened to The Rolling Stones, also. I also smoked some pretty serious--
FUMI
(standing)
No, the boundary stones. I needed to look back at the boundary stones I've placed in my life to memorialize what God has done.
WAITER
Yeah.
(starts to back away)
I've gotta another customer to get to.
FUMI
God hasn't given up on me! God hasn't given up on me! He told me so! He has a plan and a vision for my life.
(quickly gathers his belonging from the table and exits the restaurant)
WAITER blows through his lips and rolls his eyes. COOK crosses over to WAITER.
COOK
He seemed excited.
WAITER
Nutso, that one.
COOK
Why do you say so?
WAITER
Acting like that in a Denny's at four in the morning.
COOK
How would you act if you received a vision from God?